Here Are My 50 Shades of Sex

And they’re just as spicy as the movie, lol

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Let him who has never thought of playing with his partner, the same way Christian Grey played with Anastasia Steele in the 50 Shades film series, cast the first stone. Because, seriously — after I watched the first movie, it made me so hot that my partner needed “help” to tame me again.

And I’m not kidding you. After I watched that movie with my partner, in the cinema, on the day it was released, my life was never the same again. It was as if I had found a “sex bible”, but in film format — which makes the content much more explanatory, lol.

And I’ll tell you more…

With each scene that passed, I watched it and thought: “Wow, I could do that too” or, “Wow, how did she manage to do that” — Like, for me it was functioning more as a “manual of good practices in bed” than a super racy film that ended up being harshly criticized by the media.

That said, since I learned a lot from this movie, and also adapted some ideas from it, I decided to call the techniques I saw and improvised: “50 Shades of Sex.” Pretty creative, right? Jokes aside, I think the name fits really well with what I have in mind, and soon you will too, lol.

So, let’s go!