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I Finally Got My Perfect Squirt!
“And there I was, wet on the living room floor and feeling like I had discovered the secret of the universe. Spoiler: it was my G-spot!”
Okay, let me get straight to the point: squirting always seemed like an urban legend, like finding a Chanel bag on sale. Everyone talked about it, but no one knew how to get there. So, being the curious (and stubborn) person I am, I decided to make it my life project. Spoiler: mission more than accomplished, and I’m here to share it all, lol.
When I decided I was going to try squirting for the first time, I was that nerd who studied before the big test. I watched tutorials, read articles, and even bought recommended toys — because, hey, who needs new shoes when you can invest in a massager that promises historic orgasms? And the first lesson was clear: “Relax, breathe, and go for it”. Easy to say, harder to do when you’re as anxious as you are on a first date.
You know that feeling of being on the edge of a cliff, about to skydive? It was exactly like that. I could feel my body reacting, each touch was like a secret button being activated, but reaching climax was like trying to open a super tight jar of olives.
