I’ve Discovered the Secret to Perfect Sex!

And you’ll love knowing that, lol

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You know when you buy a new car and want to test all its functions to “get a feel for it”? It’s like that. I learned the secret to perfect intercourse by investing less than 0.99 cents in pills or magic penis enlargement pills, lol.

I know, I know… That sounded like a joke, but it’s true. I didn’t invest anything in having a night of adventures that I consider perfect. And the best part is that you’ll be able to do the same as soon as I finish typing this article. After all, what I’m about to tell you could be one of the most secret secrets in the galaxy. I even believe that the Anunnaki might come here to get me for revealing this, lol.

So, if you’re prepared to wake up with your ass on fire tomorrow, or if you’re a guy, with your “toy” on fire — Pay attention, because from now on I’m going to tell you everything you need to do to “play” a lot between four walls at night and make the most of it, hehe.

Then you ask, “How did she get into this?”

Well, to be honest, it was like hitting a target with a bow and arrow. But with his hands tied, blindfolded, and with his back to the target — In other words, it was pure luck, lol.