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Want to Have a Squirting? Watch This, LOL
It’s Good for the Guys Too!
OK, you know that outrageously delicious jet that appears in the middle of sex? That’s what we’re talking about today. The famous “squirt” — Or you can call it “gushing”, “sneezing”, “ejecting” or “squirting” — I don’t know, whatever you think is best, lol.
And what the heck is “squirt”? You can think of it as a leaky hose that has held water for too long and just started “spitting” it all out. Except this hose has a name, address, and gender — In other words, it could be your wife, lol.
Anyway, this is the Holy Grail of intercourse. Forget about the “G-spot,” the clitoris, or whatever else is going through your head — the trophy for first place in her bed goes straight to the guy who makes her “squirt” with pleasure down her legs. In other words, whoever makes her “squirt,” lol.
Seriously, I’m telling you!
Imagine this: you have $50K to buy a car. You go to the dealership, look at the car, like it, and are ready to pay. But when it’s time to pay, the salesperson tells you that the last car (the one you liked) has just been sold and can no longer be yours. You feel sad. However, the same salesperson comes running back to you and tells you that he has a car available (he doesn’t want to lose the sale, haha). This car doesn’t…
